I always think of it this way. It’s like the kid with his new toys. He nipped his dad’s credit card and he went shopping online. No, I’m not suggesting that you now must go and do the same thing.
Kids, this is just a metaphor of sorts, or weren’t you paying enough attention in your high school English class. And if you were as smart back then as I think many of you may well be today, you would have sat for bookkeeping and business economics classes.
You were already forward thinking. You were thinking ahead. You were thinking about how you could shape your own future. You already knew that no-one else, not even mom and dad, was going to be holding your hand.
Well, sometimes it happens, but then it’s just business. The guys that are prepared to help you out are going to be getting something back in return. These are goods and services that you can now buy online. You’ll love this if you’ve already fallen in love with your online shopping. It’s like a disease or an addiction, you’ve just got to shop online today. Because if you don’t, there’ll be heebie-jeebie spells that are quite scary to the folks that don’t know or understand you.
But those in the know already do. They get you. One hundred percent and the bottom line too. You’ll love the fact that you can now buy likes on Instagram instead of, like, waiting for them to happen. And you can buy followers and comments too in case you did not know this. Oh! Is that so? Apparently, you already know this. See, I told you so. I thought youse were a smart bunch of kids. Which reminds me.
I wanna go back to the subject of stealing. Do you remember that one? Yep, that’s right folks, I don’t want to hear or see, and please, don’t put this on Instagram (it would have nothing to do with the price of eggs in any case), you’ve been scratching around in mom’s handbag or dad’s sock drawer. Sneaking back into your den in the middle of the night to, like, buy more stuff online. But I do want you to steal this. And if others don’t like it, well, bite me, because it’s happening all the time, and let me just tell you, it’s quite legit.
Yes, that’s right folks, you can steal your clients. All happening online, of course. How do you do this? You don’t become a troll, that much I can already tell you. But you do become a follower. And this is just one of those things money just can’t buy. All you need to do is just knock politely on the smart kid’s door, metaphorically speaking of course, and like say; hey there, I want to become a follower, or a friend even if you’re still using Facebook like your old folks are. And then you start tapping, ever so lightly…and that’s how it all starts…